Overheard: The Stupidest Conversation Ever
Setting: a bus from Ayala to Glorietta
Situation: the credits of Troy were rolling on the bus’ TV screen
Girl 1: Ay, nandiyan pala si Brad Pitt?
Girl 2: Oo ‘no, siya kaya si Troy!
Girl 3: Hindi, siya si Hercules!
My own brain cells cried out in anguish and died.